Newcastle United

Newcastle have one of the most loyal fanbases in England. Their cabinet isn't modern-heavy, but history runs deep:

• 4 League Titles
• 6 FA Cups
• One of the most intimidating home atmospheres in soccer

And in 2025, the wait finally ended: Newcastle won the EFL Cup — their first major trophy in 70 years.

After years of stagnation under poor ownership, new investment from Saudi Arabia's PIF transformed the club. Eddie Howe has rebuilt the squad, improved infrastructure, and delivered silverware — the 2025 EFL Cup, the club's first major trophy since 1955. He's since committed his future to the club through the 2026-27 season.

The pride of the North: Alan Shearer — Premier League's all-time top scorer. Born and raised in the city, the man is a Newcastle god.

Cleveland Browns (if they suddenly got major investment). Passionate fans, historic suffering, sudden resurgence.

Winning the 2025 EFL Cup — ending a 70-year wait for a major trophy — is the new benchmark. But "Enter Alan Shearer" remains the moment that still defines the club's identity: when the world's most expensive player at the time signed for his hometown club.